New Rumors

So the newest rumors surrounding Jon and Kate plus 8 are circulating on the web as we speak. So where should I start?
1. Rumor has it that Kate has been offered $400,000. to pose for Playboy. But who cares about that?! What's truly disturbing is that she turned it down because she was mortified. Now why would she be so mortified by this offer? Is it because she doesn't want her kids to think that she would exploit herself for financial gain? Well guess what.... that's what she's been doing to her family for years and she still continues to do it.
2. Rumor aslo has it that Jon had an affair with the nanny. Is anyone truly surprised to find out that this 32 year old father of 8 was sleeping with his 20 year old nanny while Kate was away financially supporting their family? Of course not...